Brush Your Teeth You Dirty Bitch Mug
Brush Your Teeth You Dirty Bitch Mug
⭐ 5-star rated by Still Thriving Club customers
🖤 Designed to feel safe, soft, and non-demanding on hard days.
Made to order · Ships in 2–5 business days · Printed with care
True to size · Size up for an oversized fit
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🧠 Neurodivergent-friendly design choice
11oz black ceramic mug with a glossy finish that hides coffee splashes, toothpaste dribbles, and evidence of a chaotic morning. Smooth rim, comfy handle, and zero scratchy decals. Built for brains that forget what comes next but still deserve caffeine.
Microwave and dishwasher safe, because if something needs handwashing, it will not survive in this house.
About this design
A lovingly aggressive reminder for neurodivergent brains who wake up, make coffee, stare into the void, and absolutely forget the teeth part of being alive.
This mug is blunt on purpose. Not mean. Not shamey. Just honest, effective, and weirdly encouraging. The kind of reminder that cuts through executive dysfunction better than a pastel affirmation ever could.
From personal experience. It works.
Why £18
High-quality ceramic with permanent, fade-resistant print that will not peel, crack, or wash off. Printed to order to reduce waste and keep things intentional.
You are supporting a small neurodivergent-led brand that designs products to actually function in real lives, not ideal routines.
Product Details
🖤 11oz black ceramic mug with glossy finish
🖤 Microwave + dishwasher safe
🖤 Permanent print, not a decal
🖤 Comfortable handle for shaky mornings
🖤 Designed for ADHD mornings and coffee-first logic
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